benepla:

those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

medusabraids:

succ-my-pandas-dick:

snotferret:

teamnowalls:

somebody sign Walter NOW. give him a GRAMMY.

My fucking lungs can’t with this

let walter SPEAK

jturn:

sell it bob

nutritionfact:

Would i wear this? = would a lumberjack wear this? Would a New England fisherman wear this? Would a cowboy wear this? Would an acid tripping hippie from 1969 wear this? Would my father wear this? Would a trucker wear this?

cool-town:

luchadoreofliberty:

Can’t cum until the McRib is back.

Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this

theweirdwideweb:

warriormale:

Hi everybody.

Quick update on the status of WarriorMale.

Right now I’m attempting to back up this enormous blog.

I would hate to see it deleted after 4 years and 60,000 posts.

I feel like I’m on the Titanic and we just hit the iceberg. Instead of going down with the ship I’m trying to save WarriorMale.

I’ll let all of you know if he made it into the lifeboat!

WarriorMale

Alternatives to Tumblr if the entire site gets deleted on the 17th

bisypha:

Facebook – see pictures of the straightest people you knew in high school

Goodreads – leave a searing 1-star review for your least favorite author

Jstor – log in through your library for a wild time

siriuslydeer:

‪you: i want to learn how to say ‘coolcoolcool’ like jake on b99‬

‪me, an intellectual: i want to learn how to laugh without moving my mouth like catherine o’hara on schitts creek‬

averagefairy:

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day