those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind
Would i wear this? = would a lumberjack wear this? Would a New England fisherman wear this? Would a cowboy wear this? Would an acid tripping hippie from 1969 wear this? Would my father wear this? Would a trucker wear this?